A whole bucketful of awesome.
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Go comment, maybe win money

So my blog is part of this Visa card giveaway thing. Go comment on this post, answering the question: “What was the WORST stain you have ever acquired?”

You could win a $100 VISA gift card. No joke. For reals. On my little blog. Go comment! http://bit.ly/cAMdHA

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Huh.

yowhatsthehaps:

Someone in here made a whiny sound, so I said, “What’s your problem?” But instead of saying PROBLEM I said PARABOLA which doesn’t really make sense at all because I hate math. ANYWAYS, after I heard myself say parabola, I couldn’t stop repeating it in my head. Over and over again. Parabola. Parabola. Parabola? Parabola! PARABOLA. It eventually lost all meaning to me and basically what I am trying to tell you is that I am really, really tired. So tired that nothing makes sense anymore and also I would like a ginger ale.

GUH.

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION GINGER ALE? Now I want ginger ale. And all I have is stale, old coffee. I KNOW, RITE??

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jonathaneunice asked: So I just found, accidentally, via search, a post in which you called one of your coworkers out for some veiled sexual innuendo/dismissive comments. I amen'd you all the way.

Just wanted to check that, if we met at a tweetup or such, and I happened to call you the sexiest girl/woman I'd ever met who was also a monkey, but also looked like a squirrel...or, um, vice versa...that would still be ok, right? Because, even sight-unseen, I'm sure that's actually true.

I only consider it sexual harassment when its tied to my paycheck. Else, I’m good with political incorrectness by anyone so long as they have a nice ass. And are within punching distance.

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Anytime Fresno is mentioned

inthefade:

erinmargrethe:

Nobody remembers all the random Central California/Bay Area bands I was into - I don’t even remember most of them.

I’ll give you one hint who can share that nostalgia with you: FRESNO UBER ALLES.

Hell, he probably played in/with some of them.

It achieves Automatic Reblog status.

It’s true.

It is.

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Happy birthday, TONY!!!

I made this for you a long time ago: http://bln.gs/b/1lz78l

…and then I made this other one, which unfortunately doesn’t have a unicorn in it: http://bln.gs/b/1lz5p8

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yowhatsthehaps:


“Today, I became a man.” - G, after eating a Four by Four at In-N-Out.

THAT IS FOUR FRIGGIN MEAT PATTIES, PEOPLE. Dude is hardcore.




Okay, YES, but ALSO… he’s got Animal Fries going on RIGHT THERE WITH IT. Bonus points. (For the constipation.)

yowhatsthehaps:

“Today, I became a man.” - G, after eating a Four by Four at In-N-Out.

THAT IS FOUR FRIGGIN MEAT PATTIES, PEOPLE. Dude is hardcore.

Okay, YES, but ALSO… he’s got Animal Fries going on RIGHT THERE WITH IT. Bonus points. (For the constipation.)

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insooutso:

I am so sorry.



Anything with squirrels wins the Internet.

insooutso:

I am so sorry.

Anything with squirrels wins the Internet.

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Just sayin.’

Just sayin.’

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hammerito:


theanimalblog:

(via John “K”)

Squirrel Friday




->KISSES<-

hammerito:

theanimalblog:

(via John “K”)

Squirrel Friday

->KISSES<-

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"Who was very rarely stable. Iddegar, Iddegar was a boozy beggar..."

Marleymarley?? :^)