October 2009
66 posts
Y'all need to take a look in the mirror.
sloganeerist:
Listen up.
We all got our red pandas. You heard me. You got yours. I got mine. Everybody from Mother Teresa, to taxicab drivers, to male nurses, to Mike Nesmith’s mom who invented Liquid Paper, to taxicab drivers. They all got red pandas. And so do you. Some say it’s what separates us from the computers.
I got a red panda of my own. It’s Alan Alda. That’s right. That Alan Alda....
Q&A: 18 years old, and new to this
“QUESTION: …I’m 18 years old and a FUTURE step-mommy… If anyone has advice for me, or anything to look for, or anything that I need to do NOW, please help. All advice and wisdom is appreciated.”
My response: Why are you not running, screaming?
Full post here.
Cassie is a giantess and Jason might be drunk.
Stephanie: Size 10. And you say *my* feet are gross.
Cassie: I am a tall person. I bet you wish you knew what that was like.
Stephanie: I can always use a stepstool. You will always look like Godzilla storming the village next to me.
Jason: I bet lady godzillas have scaly vaginas.
Cassie: No, you will always look like a troll and I will look like a supermodel. I love wearing pants that don't bunch up at the bottom.
Stephanie: If you're saying I'm too short to properly wear pants, you're wrong. I shop in the petite section. You wouldn't know anything about being petite.
Cassie: No because I am busy being genetically desirable.
Stephanie: I am busy being aesthetically pleasing.
Jason: Raise your hand if you would rather bang a lady godzilla instead of [redacted]. I just raised my hand.
Definitely the funniest thing I've read all day.
Hey halfbakedidea!
Were you in Fresno this weekend by chance? Or maybe do you have a sibling?
Because I think I may have seen your twin.
“The way people look at me sometimes when I am out running errands, I feel as if...”
– Gun-toting soccer mom, Melanie Hain, on her feelings since making national headlines as the result of carrying a loaded gun to her 5-year-old daughter’s game.
Hain had a permit to carry a loaded firearm and wore her holstered gun frequently.
“She was tragically shot dead Wednesday...
monkeyfrog
don’t you understand that it is very important for science to create glow in the dark puppies? and tiny pigs you can keep in your pocket? haven’t you realized how much humanity has been starved for tiny, glow-in-the-dark pets?
we NEED these pets, monkeyfrog. to save the struggling multi-billion-dollar pet industry.
also if they combine them we could someday have tiny glow in the...
“The single greatest predictor that a marriage will fail is the presence of...”
– Psychologist Wednesday Martin, the author of StepMonster. From her recent post on Psychology Today.
Read her full article here.
nanowrimo/1130
suburbanreport:
inthefade:
(National Novel Writing Month)
…
So, I am calling this Personal Novel Writer’s Month And A Half, or PENOWRIMOHA. Oh god, that doesn’t work.
Ok, I’m calling this 1130. And I’m going to get it done. If anyone else has a novel started that they’re looking to finish, but don’t want the constraints of NANOWRIMO, feel free to join me.
I’M IN! I don’t have time to...
