March 2009
33 posts
POOL, bitches!!!
It only takes one ball in to make me swagger like a deckin pro. And one scratch immediately thereafter to remind me to never gloat.
February 2009
28 posts
My horoscope: ” You feel artistic, expressive and fun-loving most of Friday, despite your pile of duties.” HAHAHAHAAA!! Duties!!
So: Is there a word that means, “twitter celebrity”? And do NOT just say the word is @hotdogsladies. I already thought of that joke.
I need a word: What means Twitter Celebrity? Seriously. Because there are celeb twitterers, who are programmers/designer in their day jobs.
And then there are actual celebrities, who are neither funny nor interesting to follow on twitter. Get my point?
I just mixed my organic Chai with my lemon ginger green tea RIGHT in the same mug. I KNOW! Will the nuttiness never stop??
“NO! You can’t not talk to me while I’ve been not talking to you longer! I’M the NOT TALKER.” This is the logic of the women in my family.
Admit it Day: Okay (*giddy*) You dragged it out of me! I’ll admit it. I have a *HUGE* crush on @ —- what? Yesterday?…oh. *crestfallen*
This is maybe the funniest site ever. In, like, the history of ever. http://tinyartdirector.blogspot.com
See, I gave up Catholicism for Lent. *DO NOT* tell my mom.
I ate bacon for breakfast & then remembered it was Ash Wednesday. I made up for it by eating beef for lunch. Oh, also by not being Catholic.
Somebody had to Google it. http://tinyurl.com/anwru2
Admit it Day: Okay yes it was me. Happy? Happy now??? #ICan’tEvenLookAtYou
RT: @thedayhascomeTwitter has shown my family much love. I rarely ask for much, but now I ask for your support. http://bit.ly/TeamLucyKate
I bought the tacos to share. I SWEAR. Good intentions count,right?? Besides, wait around long enough & I CAN share something.
It’s not so much that I have a ton of anxiety, but…yeah. I think I should just start freebasing the Xanax.
I’m talking specifically about YOU, Person shouting HELLO HELLO into the speaker.
Dear Asshat with the Conference Call on Speaker & Your Office Door Wide Open:You’re awesome. But the other 3 people shouting in there? Lame.
RADIO: “Recycle Fresno reminds listeners that ‘One man’s junk is another man’s treasure.’” Like the gay population didn’t already know this.
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Hannah Montana on the red carpet FTW?
Prediction: Fifteen. (Number of Anne Hathaway- horse mouth tweets in the next 5 minutes)
Dude, Mickey Rourke was sucking on his dentures.
Seriously, I was going to mock the guy that fawned over Brangelina, but oHMYGAWD I am still stunned by their gorgeosity.
My aha moment was how lame the aha commercial was.
I somehow feel better that the CG Spanish bee is able to breathe easier. Golly, I should buy that product.
I don’t want to cause arguments, but … he just wasn’t a good guy. http://bit.ly/vT3p2