September 2009
89 posts
August 2009
120 posts
“Now you get a new administration and they say, well, we didn’t like those...”
– Cheney the Dick. I blame him— and that sickening administration— for ruining the economy and killing untold thousands of innocents with their evil, evil war. I also blame him for my fat ass.
Let me explain:
His hypocrisy makes my blood boil. Also I hate him.
And hate means...
Watchbuffering:
FUCK SEINFELD. FUCK HIM WHERE HE EATS HIS FUCKING CEREAL.
Why fuck Seinfeld?
Inimitable performance artist Danny Hoch explains.
Just… wow. WATCH.
You make me want to clarify.
monkeyfrog:
Everyone is entitled to an opinion. I would never argue against that. But my opinion is that when someone dies, famous or not, baby or adult, I am not going to make or enjoy jokes about skull fucking their dead bodies or whatever.
You know why I don’t make skull fucking dead bodies jokes? My lack of penis. And no way am I using my good vibrator on some dead fuck.
Microsoft sucks at Photoshop
Seriously.
Compare these versions: http://www.microsoft.com/businessproductivity/default.mspx
and
http://www.microsoft.com/poland/businessproductivity/default.mspx
And then explain why showing a black man on their Polish site is bad?
Star Wars Jesus Dressup! →
mikemorrow:
(via zoblue)
mikemorrow = AWESOME!
Dog Humiliated In Front Of Entire Park →
For Spratt →
Look! So you can replace the blue potato duffel sack! I mean that lovingly.
For Smart as Shat.
It’s how you have to...
WatchColbert exposes some ridiculous FOX asshatery.
I now have a stupidly expensive cat.
apethink:
milkglassmao:
gatsbylives:
For something so little, how can she end up creating a bill so big?
That’s okay. I didn’t need that $300 anyway. Seeing as I’m made of money and all.
My 11 year old cat was diagnosed with diabetes in November. Each bottle of insulin costs over $100, then there’s the glucose testing equipment and the syringes and the food as he needs wet food twice a...
FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM NAME NEEDED
I’m part of a group of local area bloggers that take each other on in fantasy football. Points to note:
1) I represent our area’s Online moms’ community.
2) I know nothing about football, or most other homoerotic sports. (Shut up— football is too a sport.)
3) I need a team name.
4) I am the only chick that shows up to this thing— so I feel the need to...
Who here amongst us...
…are left coasties (i.e. currently living in CA or the western states)?
