September 2009
89 posts
Apple Pie
Today is my husband’s birthday.YES. I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. Stop looking at me like I’m a dirty birdy, already.
That said, he wants me, the cake baker, to bake him a pie for his birthday. Apple pie. So I find this recipe on my favorite recipes Web site, allrecipes.com. If you’ve never been there, what is your fucking problem and go there already! Best. Recipe site. EVAR.
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A little afternoon Oniony goodness.
SHE'S SO
baileygenine:
Acrobatic
Round
Observant
Flashy
Gross
(via weselec)
Flouncy.
OHMYGOSH
Stuff White People Like
How did they know?
Hey California Hypocrites! This one is for you.
You said “Til death do us part.” You’re not dead yet.
http://rescuemarriage.org/2009/07/04/strengthening-the-bonds-of-matrimony/
Six down.
frageelaytwit:
79 to go.
Pounds.
You heard me. Onward and downward.
YAYAYAYAYYAYAYA!!!!! Congrats!!!
How come they never have a G20 meeting in Fresno?
It wouldn’t disrupt traffic.
We have plenty of meth to go around.
Kadafi could pitch his tent anywhere.
…hahahahahaa… pitch his tent….
That smoothie I made for breakfast
could really use some eggs and toast and cottage fries on the side right about now.
I wish I could bake cakes for a living
I really am a pretty good baker. And I love baking cakes. And cookies and stuff.
And how cool would it be if I baked cakes in a place that had windows?
Then I could see the outside sometimes.
My office is cold. And it has no windows.
Or cakes.
My current tumblarity is 29.
I’m older than my tumblarity.
I’m… am I supposed to care about my tumblarity, btw? Is it a sign of my lamenosity, that it is so low, or retro cool?
Halloween Party, October 24
Our 10th Annual Halloween Party is October 24th this year.Yes we are in Fresno. Fresno CALIFORNIA. Believe me, it can be plenty scary.
Our humble burg has may wonderful qualities (just ask Todd, Michele’s significant other), the most wonderful being our borough. Or hutch. Or whatever squirrels live in.
Fresno has been mentioned in many fantastic television shows and movies. It’s a...
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It would make me lose my lunch, personally.