July 2010
38 posts
Sex Advice From Juggalos →
erinmargrethe:
I haven’t finished reading this yet, so I’m holding out hope for something about magnets.
via Nerve.com
Awesome. Magic, all up in bitch, et al.
June 2010
36 posts
Why I love my husband
REASON # 2,426: I PhotoShopped THE HELL out of a picture of myself— including chin reduction, wrinkle correction, crows feet removal and removal of massive arm flab— and sent him a side-by-side comparison…
… And he said they didn’t look different.
How cute is that? The ham of my ass that I completely removed wants to know.
Hey other peoples
So in California when we count to ten, like to make sure it’s an exact second, we count by number, followed by “Mississippi’”, or “Alligator.” For example:
Let’s say you have to count to ten before you can tackle me. You’d count, “One Mississippi, Two Mississippi, three Mississippi,” etc., through to ten before you can clobber me.
So...
Watchatsween:
The Annual Running of the Canada Geese.
Dude, that was crazy. I mean, like 3 of them almost moved!!
So I want to open a wine bar.
I’ve wanted to open a pub or beer and wine place for about a decade now, and the fact that time keeps passing and my dream still sits there REALLY. BUGS. ME.
So I’ve started researching opening a business and the costs and licenses and such. Because you see, this way, it’s not an exercise in pretend. It’s what I am doing. Writing the business plan.
So I ask you...
Happy Birthday, Sokeri!
From me and 3 glasses of wine agree: you’re teh awesome.
You know what else is over capacity?
YOUR MOM.
Also,
those poor birds. Their lives are so depressing.
hey atfrageelay:
what are you doing up so late?
…it is late there, isn’t it?
So this thing is happening.
This is a confession of sorts. A sneaky confession, because though everyone in my family is aware of it, I’m not sure at what level I’m allowed to talk about it. I don’t think I’m allowed to much at all
But in order to process the sheer WTF-ishness of this huge thing happening in my home and adjacent to my life, I need to vent. I really need to get this off my chest.
So...
WHAT WHAT WHAT?? Gores separate →