July 2010
38 posts
Jul 29th
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Jul 29th
Replace one part of your tumblr name with vagina.
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Jul 28th
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My daughter is awesome. This is her, telling a joke.
Jul 27th
Daniel Schorr Has Passed Away →
essdogg: His entire life, it seems, is a tribute to his resolve and respect for his chosen profession. NOOOOO!!! I love Daniel Schorr!! omg… this is such sad news.
Jul 23rd
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Hey you guys, you know what else?
My number could be 55 ZEAL GIRL or 55-WEB JIGS-5. It doesn’t have to be 55-WEAK GIRL. ZEAL GIRL! ZEAL GIRL!!!
Jul 23rd
I don't know what it was all about
But I do have a google voice number. It’s (559) 325-4475 … which is apparently 55-WEB-5-GIRL… or 55 WEAK GIRL. feck.
Jul 23rd
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Jul 23rd
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I love craigslist so much. →
Jul 23rd
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Jul 20th
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Jul 20th
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guillee asked: I wonder if he uses “God has no penis” as a pick-up line.
Jul 20th
monkeyfrog asked: Did you see the Google Theology ad at the bottom?
I'm crying. So fucking hilarious.
Jul 20th
Jul 20th
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Jul 20th
You'd never guess God only had hooks. →
Jul 20th
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Jul 15th
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angelablack asked: Some day some day some day ... I hope you will make a squirrel version of my avatar. SOME DAY. : ) I love them. They are too cute.
Jul 15th
Jul 10th
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Jul 10th
I've made a huge mistake.: Too darn hot. →
At 11 last night it was still 24 degrees outside, which is pretty warm for here. It has been really warm in the mornings too. Drinking hot coffee in the hot weather is not so appealing to me. Which is why I COLD BREW, BITCHES. It is the most delightful thing, this cold brewed coffee. It is not… You people and your centigrade. My expected Fahrenheit high of 101 degrees LAUGHS IN YOUR...
Jul 9th
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Jul 8th
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