“Today, I became a man.” - G, after eating a Four by Four at In-N-Out.
THAT IS FOUR FRIGGIN MEAT PATTIES, PEOPLE. Dude is hardcore.
Okay, YES, but ALSO… he’s got Animal Fries going on RIGHT THERE WITH IT. Bonus points. (For the constipation.)
“Today, I became a man.” - G, after eating a Four by Four at In-N-Out.
THAT IS FOUR FRIGGIN MEAT PATTIES, PEOPLE. Dude is hardcore.
Okay, YES, but ALSO… he’s got Animal Fries going on RIGHT THERE WITH IT. Bonus points. (For the constipation.)

And another from the same photo shoot.
…and not only did I force them into such lows, I didn’t even clean the eye goober off my older cat’s face.