A whole bucketful of awesome.

Kickass Kid of the Day: First-grader Riley Chandler loves dinosaurs and wants to be a paleontologist when he grows up. But waiting to grow up is boring, so Riley passes the time by hosting a homemade paleontology show that’s as informative as it is adorable (i.e., very).

[vvv.]

(Source: thedailywhat)

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That.

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essdogg:

Pray for us. Well, me. Pray for me.

OMG! Sir Topham Hat LIVES!

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sniffyjenkins:

Nina Explains: The Situation in Egypt

OMG. She’s just. I can’t even. The way she says “I don’t know” at the end. Ack. I’m dead.

(Source: youtube.com)

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berimbauone:

thesilentist: Levi’s latest fit for men: The Ex-Girlfriend Jean…

thesilentist:

Levi’s latest fit for men: The Ex-Girlfriend Jean — OK, now these hipsters are just fucking with us.

I seriously thought to myself, “Is it April first?” when someone sent me this link.

I mean… FOR REALS?

FOR REALS?

Here’s my thing: If you are, in fact, my ex: I WANT MY JEANS BACK, YOU LADIES-CLOTHES-STEALING FREAK. Thievery is part of why I DUMPED YOU.

(via berimbauone-deactivated20110823)

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This is a scary house.

(Source: misswallflower)

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New favorite word.

#morrowplanet

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I almost never play this game, but my mind is super preoccupied today. As I’ve mentioned before, my daughter is going to be on a reality TV show. And because much of it was filmed at our house, so will I.

I am so super scared I’m going to come off like a big giant douche.

It’s reality TV. How can I not look like a douche?

I am not a reality TV person, per se. My sense of empathy is massive, and I relate to the characters waaaay too much. I overly excel at the whole putting-myself-in-another’s-shoes thing. And I utterly fear actually being that total idiot that makes me cringe.

So there’s that.

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"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."

Mark Twain (via luckyshirt)

(Source: colincurtis, via luckyshirt)

#mademefeelbetter

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bananacasts:

wilwheaton:

For absurdity, how about those four Navy F-18s flying over the stadium - with its retractable roof closed? Everybody inside could only see the planes on the stadium’s video screens. It was strictly a two-second beauty shot. Know what it cost taxpayers? I’ll tell you: $450,000. (The Navy justifies the expense by saying it’s good for recruiting.)

Emphasis mine. It is disgusting and morally repugnant that the government will spend $450,000 on a stupid flyover that the people in the stadium can’t even see, while schools and libraries are having their budgets slashed all across America.

America is Rome. Congratulations.

Not that I want to play Devil’s advocate, because I don’t— because I agree it is a ridiculous waste— BUT…

One-hundred-eleven MILLION people watched the Super Bowl on TV. The flyover wasn’t for the people in the stadium.