A whole bucketful of awesome.

back in college I went with some friends to go see a comedy. We needed something uplifting because we had just finished finals and blahblahblah and hey look, this one starts in a few minutes and it sounds like it would be hilarious so that’s how we ended up seeing My Left Foot.

“I got Buried on Netflix” and I’m all, “Haha wouldn’t it be funny if the whole movie was some guy buried in a box?”

sigh

frageelay:

girlmonkey:

kellydeal:

Tricycle Club

When I am old, I’m going to start a biker gang just like this.

Me too. And my biker club will have matching jackets. And afghans.

I call Flower Basket Bike!

DANG iT, FRAGEELAY!… fine. I get big hat/sun glasses.

nickdouglas:

Timothy Hutton on Darfur : AdviceAnimals

kellydeal:

Tricycle Club

When I am old, I’m going to start a biker gang just like this.

Me too. And my biker club will have matching jackets. And afghans.

Six puppies strolled by in a cart. I saw them rolling right out of Petsmart. Cute little puppies, wouldn’t you say? I saw them and snapped this pic right away.

Six little puppies, so naive, making a racket. They’re just perfect for my brand new dog jacket.

(No not really. But we did eat them for diner.)

(No, not really. But I bet they’d taste like chicken.)

thedailywhat:

For Great Justice of the Day: Forget Scumbag Steve: Meet Jackass Jack.

When a young man by the name of Jack Weppler dumped his girlfriend, she didn’t get mad — she turned him into a meme and made sure her macros were the only thing that came up in Google Images when his name is searched.

Jack’s mom recently took to Google Webmaster Help to beg for assistance on her son’s behalf:

My minor son’s ex-girlfriend took a copyrighted picture of him (we own copyright) and uploaded it more than 60 times to a website. On each image she wrote slanderous, defamatory and pornographic captions. The webmaster of the site states he removed the images 6 weeks ago, but Google Search still shows all the images. My son is so stressed out and embarrassed and we’ve done everything we can to get images off of Google including URL removal tool, a letter to Google Legal with all the URLs because of copyright infringement, and nothing has worked!

Hell hath no fury like an Internet-savvy woman scorned.

[ser / reddit.]

WOW.

(Source: thedailywhat)

thedailywhat:

Photo Above: “An Egyptian protester holds a sign that reads ‘Thank you Facebook’.” [credit: @richardengelnbc.]

Honestly, that is some of the best penmanship I’ve ever seen on a protest sign.

(Source: msnbc, via thedailywhat)

I just read an article on head lice and now I got the twitchies. I keep thinking bugs are on my clothes.