A whole bucketful of awesome.

kurafire:

smartasshat:

myrm:

I’d like to take a moment to introduce you guys to my best friend, @daniyellsss. She is trying to bribe me into coming to visit her by promising such things as letting me eat spinach artichoke dip off her stomach, bathtime with a bottle of vodka and also cuddles. Now do you guys see why she owns the key to my heart?

Ummm… What was I going to say?

Oh yeah, it’s times like these when I wish I could Kobayashi-fucking-Maru tumblr and heart this a million times. All I’m left with is hearting it and reblogging it. But hey, you get to see it twice. You ARE following myrm, aren’t you??

You and I, sir, think along very similar lines.

Which is why we now have it three times on our page.

Blah, blah blah, but the real question is, which one is@daniyellsss. AMIRITE?