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This page is, in fact, an overflowing bucketful of awesome, but I didn't want to brag too much. |
The first time I saw the man who would save the world he was sitting near the central well in Nazareth with a lizard hanging out of his mouth. Just the tail end and the hind legs were visible on the outside; the head and forelegs were halfway down the hatch. He was six, like me, and his beard had not come in fully, so he didn’t look much like the pictures you’ve seen of him. His eyes were like dark honey, and they smiled at me out of a mop of blue-black curls that framed his face. There was a light older than Moses in those eyes.
“Unclean! Unclean!” I screamed, pointing at the boy so my mother would see that I knew the Law, but she ignored me, as did all the other mothers who were filling their jars at the well.
The boy took the lizard from his mouth and handed it to his younger brother, who sat beside him in the sand. The younger boy played with the lizard for a while, teasing it until it reared its little head as if to bite, then he picked up a rock and mashed the creature’s head. Bewildered, he pushed the dead lizard around in the sand, and once assured that it wasn’t going anywhere on its own, he picked it up and handed it back to his older brother.
Into his mouth went the lizard, and before I could accuse, out it came again, squirming and alive and ready to bite once again. He handed it back to his younger brother, who smote it mightily with the rock, starting or ending the whole process again.
"Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal (An earlier post reminded me of this terrific novel, one that helped me break with an oppressive traditional view of Jesus imposed on me by Southern evangelicals and started me on the road to the agnosticism I profess today.) (via trapezemusic)
Fantastic Book!- FritoPie
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This is one of my favorite books ever. I’ve read it four times. It’s smart and hysterically funny and just completely awesome and blasphemous.
I love Christopher Moore. His vampire series (You Suck/Bloodsucking Fiends) is wonderful as well.
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I loaned this book to my father, a dedicated Catholic. He thought Biff was fanfuckingtastic.(emphasis mine.)