A whole bucketful of awesome. (Why I am horrible:)

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Notes Why I am horrible:

My high school friend got a book published. I was super happy for her— earnestly glad.

Until I saw her book on sale at Target.

Then my glad was awash with HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT-GAWDIWHISHTHATWASME-WHATTHEFUCK-WHYDON’TIEVERFINISHMYGODDAMEDBOOK-kind-of jealousy.

I wish there was a German word for how I felt.

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word: Eifersucht. Enjoy that. It seems to work. For me. Most days. Especially when
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suggest “Eifersuchtigdunkelheit”: the dark jealousy (sorta).
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