A whole bucketful of awesome.

spratt:

Ribarteme, Spain: The annual Procession of the Shrouds. People who have escaped death during the year lay in coffins as a way to thank God for keeping them alive. | Miguel Videal/Reuters

Seems like it would be more useful and meaningful to thank the doctor or the firefighter or blind chance or whatever actually saved you.

WHAT I GOT FROM THIS: I like her belt.