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Cheney the Dick. I blame him— and that sickening administration— for ruining the economy and killing untold thousands of innocents with their evil, evil war. I also blame him for my fat ass.
Let me explain:
His hypocrisy makes my blood boil. Also I hate him.
And hate means “want dead” (according to my friend, Susan). That hate stains my karma. Which frustrates me. Now I have frustrated-blood-boiling hatred going on, wherein I gnash my teeth.
I REALLY need an ice cream now, to balance out the anger and flash me into a happy place. Which ruins my attempt at ass-reduction.
It’s a vicious cycle.
I blame that Dick.