| Stephanie: | Size 10. And you say *my* feet are gross.
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| Cassie: | I am a tall person. I bet you wish you knew what that was like.
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| Stephanie: | I can always use a stepstool. You will always look like Godzilla storming the village next to me.
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| Jason: | I bet lady godzillas have scaly vaginas.
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| Cassie: | No, you will always look like a troll and I will look like a supermodel. I love wearing pants that don't bunch up at the bottom.
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| Stephanie: | If you're saying I'm too short to properly wear pants, you're wrong. I shop in the petite section. You wouldn't know anything about being petite.
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| Cassie: | No because I am busy being genetically desirable.
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| Stephanie: | I am busy being aesthetically pleasing.
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| Jason: | Raise your hand if you would rather bang a lady godzilla instead of [redacted]. I just raised my hand.
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| Definitely the funniest thing I've read all day. |
