A whole bucketful of awesome.

Driving my son to school this morning, and I see this.

Stunning. Somebody actually did this. And right now, as I type this, as you read this, somebody is out there driving around with a scrotum on his truck.

Where have we gone, as a society, that someone says, “You know what? My truck having balls? I need to make that leap past the figurative. This needs to be a literal thing.” And they actually go about shopping for a large scrotum for their vehicle.

“Hi, yeah, do you sell scrotums? Testicles intact? I need one for my truck.”

And now this. They drive around with partial male genitalia on their tow hitch.

Naturally, he’s a Raiders fan.