A whole bucketful of awesome.

entropyas:

tj:

“But Lord, during the hardest trials of my life, why was there only one set of footprints?”

“Because,” said the Lord, “Sandpeople always ride single-file, to hide their numbers.”

If you’ll pardon the pun, and its inherent borderline blasphemy, OH MY GOD that’s funny.

via darkuncle: reddit

My God has a sense of humor.