yowhatsthehaps:

Someone in here made a whiny sound, so I said, “What’s your problem?” But instead of saying PROBLEM I said PARABOLA which doesn’t really make sense at all because I hate math. ANYWAYS, after I heard myself say parabola, I couldn’t stop repeating it in my head. Over and over again. Parabola. Parabola. Parabola? Parabola! PARABOLA. It eventually lost all meaning to me and basically what I am trying to tell you is that I am really, really tired. So tired that nothing makes sense anymore and also I would like a ginger ale.

GUH.

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION GINGER ALE? Now I want ginger ale. And all I have is stale, old coffee. I KNOW, RITE??