A whole bucketful of awesome.

emzbulletproof: Reeeeaaally, Enquirer? OMG,me too,...

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:01:38 -0700

emzbulletproof:

Reeeeaaally, Enquirer?

OMG,me too, Oprah!

so much in common.

GPOYW after riding 27 miles (81 for the week). p.s. yay me.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:56:28 -0700

GPOYW after riding 27 miles (81 for the week).

p.s. yay me.

Replace one part of your tumblr name with vagina.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 10:46:08 -0700

thedza:

prettygirlsongs:

dadsadork:

moldycupcake:

therealjenscifi:

spillingsecrets:

lorenblogs:

-the-pointman:

mosdefjaysnn:

umkaysie:

coolepilepsy:

weaseltotheface:

drunkgron:

crazybitcharoundhere:

intysonspants:

hxcfairy:

intothe-airwaves:

Intothe-vagina

vaginafairy

intysonsvagina

crazyvaginaaroundhere

drunkvagina ; ~~vaginagron~~

vaginatotheface (fuck yeah)

coolvagina

umvagina

mosdefvagina

-the-vagina

vaginablogs

vaginasecrets

TheRealVaginaSciFi

MoldyVaginaCupcake

dadsavagina

Pretty Vagina Songs

vagina_dza

VaginaMonkey.

My daughter is awesome. This is her, telling a joke.

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 10:57:00 -0700

My daughter is awesome. This is her, telling a joke.

Daniel Schorr Has Passed Away

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 10:45:38 -0700

Daniel Schorr Has Passed Away:

essdogg:

His entire life, it seems, is a tribute to his resolve and respect for his chosen profession.

NOOOOO!!! I love Daniel Schorr!! omg… this is such sad news.

Hey you guys, you know what else?

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 09:58:18 -0700

My number could be 55 ZEAL GIRL or 55-WEB JIGS-5. It doesn’t have to be 55-WEAK GIRL.

ZEAL GIRL! ZEAL GIRL!!!

I don't know what it was all about

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 09:41:42 -0700

But I do have a google voice number. It’s (559) 325-4475 … which is apparently 55-WEB-5-GIRL… or 55 WEAK GIRL.

feck.

fuckyeahdogs: puppytime: Huh? “mleahh”

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 09:29:10 -0700

fuckyeahdogs:

puppytime:

Huh?

“mleahh”

This is for Angela, because her “Hurt” post made me...

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 09:24:29 -0700

This is for Angela, because her “Hurt” post made me like her even more than I already did.

I’m sending you bunny hugs. Because I really just really, really like you.

fuckyeahdogs:

dazashan:

(via aliciaceleste)

I love craigslist so much.

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:07:09 -0700

I love craigslist so much.

thedailywhat: This Is Just Plain Wrong of the Day: “The End of...

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 10:58:42 -0700

thedailywhat:

This Is Just Plain Wrong of the Day: “The End of History” is an honest-to-nastiness high ABV (55%) beer product produced by Scotland-based craft brewery BrewDog, which comes complete with its very own taxidermied rodent koozie.

This blond Belgian ale is infused with nettles from the Scottish Highlands and Fresh juniper berries. Only 12 bottles have been made and each comes with its own certificate and is presented in a stuffed stoat or grey squirrel. The striking packaging was created by a very talented taxidermist and all the animals used were road kill.

Each bottle will set you back a cool $760, but, as I understand it, there’s nothing quite like swigging a tall cold one while staring deep into the vacant, hopeless gaze of dead vermin.

[adfreak.]

We squirrels PARTY.

Great grandmother’s hot pot of coffee. YUM

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 10:55:10 -0700

Great grandmother’s hot pot of coffee.

YUM

Happy Thursday, Tumblr.

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 09:39:26 -0700

Happy Thursday, Tumblr.

Photo

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 09:34:35 -0700

hammerito: jesuisperdu: Breaking Bad Season 2 Bloopers (Gag...

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 08:54:54 -0700

hammerito:

jesuisperdu:

Breaking Bad Season 2 Bloopers (Gag Reel.) I love this show so much.

For Josh.

Automatic reblog. AWESOME.

thedailywhat: [reddit.]

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 08:47:12 -0700

thedailywhat:

[reddit.]

inthefade: Have they tried changing the batteries? I...

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 14:53:43 -0700

inthefade:

Have they tried changing the batteries?

I literally heard the “wahhh, whhaaaawwwww” noise after I read this comment.

yayaa: Cat nursing a squirrel. Nature is broken. My Eyes!...

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 14:42:25 -0700

yayaa:

Cat nursing a squirrel. Nature is broken.

My Eyes! TEH AWESOME!

jonathaneunice: Yikes. (via...

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 14:31:21 -0700

jonathaneunice:

Yikes.

(via kagurazakaundergroundresistance : otsune : voqn : may.2chan.net : TinEye consulted; all over the Internet, but no clear or definitive source found)

This frightens me.

langer: And there you have it: the Hollywood...

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 10:18:17 -0700

langer:

And there you have it: the Hollywood starlet-turned-two-time drunk driver, serial probation violator, and pathological liar-under-oath—a woman so immeasurably self-absorbed she had the audacity to invoke the UN Declaration of Human Rights in her own defense and later compare her fair and impartial prosecution in a United States court of law to the plight of an Iranian woman facing death by stoning—heads into a Los Angeles courthouse today wearing head-to-toe designer couture and retaining the services of a legal counsel so top-dollar that the latter’s roster of clients who are usually immune to the effects of law by virtue of their vast fortunes includes such luminaries as Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, the Kardashians, Snoop Dogg, Axl Rose, and OJ Simpson.

And yet moments after this photo was taken she walked into a jail cell.

Justice is so fucking sweet.

I wish I was that skinny.