A whole bucketful of awesome.

Go comment, maybe win money

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:34:12 -0800

So my blog is part of this Visa card giveaway thing. Go comment on this post, answering the question: “What was the WORST stain you have ever acquired?”

You could win a $100 VISA gift card. No joke. For reals. On my little blog. Go comment! http://bit.ly/cAMdHA

Huh.

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 14:37:51 -0800

yowhatsthehaps:

Someone in here made a whiny sound, so I said, “What’s your problem?” But instead of saying PROBLEM I said PARABOLA which doesn’t really make sense at all because I hate math. ANYWAYS, after I heard myself say parabola, I couldn’t stop repeating it in my head. Over and over again. Parabola. Parabola. Parabola? Parabola! PARABOLA. It eventually lost all meaning to me and basically what I am trying to tell you is that I am really, really tired. So tired that nothing makes sense anymore and also I would like a ginger ale.

GUH.

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION GINGER ALE? Now I want ginger ale. And all I have is stale, old coffee. I KNOW, RITE??

So I just found, accidentally, via search, a post in which you called one of your coworkers out for some veiled sexual innuendo/dismissive comments. I amen'd you all the way.

Just wanted to check that, if we met at a tweetup or such, and I happened to call you the sexiest girl/woman I'd ever met who was also a monkey, but also looked like a squirrel...or, um, vice versa...that would still be ok, right? Because, even sight-unseen, I'm sure that's actually true.

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 14:34:39 -0800

I only consider it sexual harassment when its tied to my paycheck. Else, I’m good with political incorrectness by anyone so long as they have a nice ass. And are within punching distance.

Anytime Fresno is mentioned

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:13:32 -0800

inthefade:

erinmargrethe:

Nobody remembers all the random Central California/Bay Area bands I was into - I don’t even remember most of them.

I’ll give you one hint who can share that nostalgia with you: FRESNO UBER ALLES.

Hell, he probably played in/with some of them.

It achieves Automatic Reblog status.

It’s true.

It is.

Happy birthday, TONY!!!

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 09:04:02 -0800

I made this for you a long time ago: http://bln.gs/b/1lz78l

…and then I made this other one, which unfortunately doesn’t have a unicorn in it: http://bln.gs/b/1lz5p8

yowhatsthehaps: “Today, I became a man.” - G, after eating a...

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 16:56:31 -0800

yowhatsthehaps:

“Today, I became a man.” - G, after eating a Four by Four at In-N-Out.

THAT IS FOUR FRIGGIN MEAT PATTIES, PEOPLE. Dude is hardcore.

Okay, YES, but ALSO… he’s got Animal Fries going on RIGHT THERE WITH IT. Bonus points. (For the constipation.)

insooutso: I am so sorry. Anything with squirrels wins the...

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 12:12:49 -0800

insooutso:

I am so sorry.

Anything with squirrels wins the Internet.

Just sayin.’

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 15:17:28 -0800

Just sayin.’

hammerito: theanimalblog: (via John “K”) Squirrel...

Fri, 15 Jan 2010 13:12:04 -0800

hammerito:

theanimalblog:

(via John “K”)

Squirrel Friday

->KISSES<-

"Who was very rarely stable. Iddegar, Iddegar was a boozy beggar..."

Fri, 15 Jan 2010 13:03:49 -0800

Marleymarley?? :^)

His happiness is infectious. Like a virus.

Fri, 15 Jan 2010 12:02:07 -0800

His happiness is infectious. Like a virus.

Best Photobomb EVAR.

Fri, 15 Jan 2010 11:59:59 -0800

Best Photobomb EVAR.

And another from the same photo shoot. …and not only did...

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 13:10:39 -0800

And another from the same photo shoot.

…and not only did I force them into such lows, I didn’t even clean the eye goober off my older cat’s face.

I love my happy cats. And you can tell: They love me.

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 13:03:57 -0800

I love my happy cats. And you can tell: They love me.

Holy fucking sheep. “A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb...

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 13:02:03 -0800

Holy fucking sheep.

“A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey. “

smartasshat: merlin: grantimatter: Meet Amazon Eve. So…...

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 16:57:33 -0800

smartasshat:

merlin:

grantimatter:

Meet Amazon Eve.

So… How’s the weather up there often? What’s your basketball sign? How tall are my etchings?

You know what’s REALLY weird is how they both only have one arm.

(via meaghano) I… I have no words…

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 16:55:18 -0800

(via meaghano)

I… I have no words…

vmarinelli: Sometimes ol’ Lynyrd and I just sit around, holdin’...

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 16:50:16 -0800

vmarinelli:

Sometimes ol’ Lynyrd and I just sit around, holdin’ paws.

HIGH FIVE!

Why can’t HE be my boss?

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 11:02:30 -0800

Why can’t HE be my boss?

Got my tumblarity up to 9

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 08:52:43 -0800

My work is done here, people.